GETTING WILD ON THE BENCH: A PENGUIN'S VIEW

Well, we gotta chat about the actual scoop. Being a penguin on our sidelines is more than just peeking. It's a whole thing. You got your everyday competition, sure, but then there's the secret stuff. You see things, you hear things, gossip you wouldn't believe! One time when that forward went barreling into the boards, I swear, it looked like a ca